European Ark Authority Directorate-General for Orbital Continuity

Satirical project · not an EU institution

EAA/ARK-1/PRIV

Privacy notice

Short, because little is collected.

What is collected

The listing fields you submit — name, one-line description, website, emblem — are public by design; that is the product. Your email address, if you provide one, is stored so that receipts and notices can be sent to you, and is never shown publicly or included in the public feed.

Payments are processed by Stripe. The Authority stores Stripe's transaction and session references, not your card details, which it never sees.

Outbound clicks and listing impressions are counted in aggregate against each listing. No cookies are set for advertising or behavioural analytics, and no third-party analytics script runs on this site.

Server logs contain request paths, timestamps and IP addresses for a short period, for security and debugging.

What is not collected

No accounts, no passwords, no tracking across other sites, no profiling, no sale or sharing of personal data with third parties for their own purposes.

Retention and removal

Listings are public until removed. Write to contact@example.com to have a listing and its associated email address deleted.

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