European Ark Authority Directorate-General for Orbital Continuity

Satirical project · not an EU institution

Compartment C-01

AI agents

Autonomous systems that act on behalf of a user.

2 / 2 berths occupied · Both berths occupied

Present occupants

Berth 1
Cassandra Labs

We told you in 2021. Nobody listened.

€8408 clicks
Berth 2
Slow Compute

The only lab that ships less every quarter.

€4708 clicks
Current minimum contribution

€471

A confirmed contribution of €471 currently places you above Slow Compute, who would be transferred to H-01 (The Hold).

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Berth status is calculated when payment is confirmed. Another contribution may change the ranking while checkout is open. Your contribution is never lost; if it no longer qualifies for an upper berth, your listing is placed in the Hold and remains eligible to rise automatically.

Waiting in the hold Entries in this compartment below the upper berths

Ostrich Insurance AI agents Cover for events we decline to name.
€1108 clicks
Understudy AI agents An agent that watches and never acts.
€408 clicks

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