Satirical project · not an EU institution
Register of notices
3 issued. Current scheduled departure: 2 December 2031.
Each deferral moves departure back by sixteen months. Why sixteen →
Departure postponed pending the appointment of a notified body competent to certify orbital lifeboats.
In plain EnglishNo inspector alive is qualified to inspect an ark. Someone must first be appointed to appoint one.
2 August 2030 → 2 December 2031
Departure postponed following a request from three Member States for additional consultation.
In plain EnglishThree countries would like to talk about it some more.
2 April 2029 → 2 August 2030
Departure postponed pending completion of an Annex III conformity assessment.
In plain EnglishNobody has checked whether the ark is safe. There is a form for that. The form is not ready.
2 December 2027 → 2 April 2029